put you in a turkey coma.
i mean is it possible to eat to much turkey that you will just go to sleep and never wake up.
it is also possible to eat so much pecan pie that your brain will turn into a giant pecan and you will go...nuts...

I think the main problem is when you finally loosen the ol' belt buckle, settle back into the recliner, do the Al Bundy hand slide to the crotch, scratch a bit and go into a turkey coma holding your...

Just for safe measure, I opted for the Honey baked Ham and a ton of pumpkin pie. Now I'm stuck on the sofa and can't get up

We had a ham also. (No woodland yardbird, i.e. "Turkey") Didn't make a damn bit of difference.

Food in general puts me in a coma.... zzzzzzzzzzzz....zzzzzzzzzzz..zzzzzzzzz




Johnny

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Originally posted by oldskool69:
I think the main problem is when you finally loosen the ol' belt buckle, settle back into the recliner, do the Al Bundy hand slide to the crotch, scratch a bit and go into a turkey coma holding your...

the main problem really is just movement in general. i mean yeah.
hmmmm pumpkin pie. lets see wheres the woman and that vintage mixer i gave her for christmas.
should probably get her to test that sucker and make sure its working.
wait.
i think i just had some kind of convulsion from the thought of injesting any more food.