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my US Postal girl --puts out

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 11:18

great story -- all true --gotta run
tell ya'll later Smile

vladi123456 - 2008-12-16 11:21

Sounds like somebody got some action. Wink Ira - while you're running - get some flowers - I hear Postal girls like yellow roses Big Grin

masterblaster84 - 2008-12-16 11:27

Leave it to Ira to tease us with one liners like that. Roll Eyes

ford93 - 2008-12-16 11:30

Her hand for Christmas bonus? Big Grin

sinister - 2008-12-16 11:32

pictures? Nod Yes

fatdog - 2008-12-16 11:34

Ira's postal girl?

fatdog - 2008-12-16 11:36

Maybe he meant UPS?

masterblaster84 - 2008-12-16 11:41

Dang Fatdog I have the wrong UPS delivery driver. Laugh Out Loud

enskanker - 2008-12-16 11:43

What an ox!

- 2008-12-16 13:13

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo???? Fill us all in Laugh Out Loud

-gsbadbmr

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 13:30

ok --just a brief up-date // be back in 1/2 hour--or as soon as the pictures are ready .

well --she is not 'exactly' like Fatdogs UPS hottie -- but STILL.....
you know what i mean Smile

we have been doing the 'just friends act' for a long time -- like WAAAAAAAAAAAY too long Smile

been settin' her up with the 'nice old guy' routine --
fresh orange juice daily ,
and on the days she looks extra good --
i whip out a box of Junior Mints --

(these tasty treats have worked flawlessly for 77% of the chicks in the hood) Cool

anyhow -- up till this morning --nothing of major , reportable significance had transpired-

for those who dont get all those big words:
we hadnt done much YET !! Laugh Out Loud

back with the shots --shortly.

sinister - 2008-12-16 13:34

ok. so far im bored Tap Toes

- 2008-12-16 13:38

2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 DAY Junior Big Grin

-gsbadbmr

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 13:41

well -- some stories are just too good - to be told all at once

not sure if any of you guys have heart conditions --
or anxiety problems --
just trying to make this easy for ya' Smile

- 2008-12-16 13:42

i know how you feel ira i have a real fox that works at my local post office. i'd love for her to give me a special delivery anytime Big Grin

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 14:09

oops - before i forget --we need a little more 'background' ::

sometimes we all get lucky --
and lucky for many different reasons.

todays luck -- involved pure charity --
( some of us take it ANY way we can get it) Smile

she must have thought i was 'down in the dumps'
because -- for the first time we could remember--
SIX entire days had gone past --and she did not deliver even ONE boombox !! Frown

i feel as though i might have inadvertently
'tricked' her --

because-- 'little did she know' Smile--
i actually (honestly) have TWO serious grails on the way -- via
the slow boats from both canada and hong kong

PLUS -- 2 non-serious Marantz grails from skippy-- Laugh Out Loud

so -- perhaps she felt that today was the right time to give the poor old guy a little something Smile

be back shorly --stick about

moncheeto - 2008-12-16 14:13

no guys its not what you are thinking Laugh Out Loud

71spud - 2008-12-16 14:18

Ira.... now it is YOUR turn to think about baseball!!



BTW Canada package #2 arrived today. TRIPLE BOXED if you can believe that!!! Details to follow via PM... Wink

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 14:25

to add a brief preview --of whats about to unfold in the final eposode of this hot saga --

well - my wife just advised me - that the pictures are almost ready Smile

enskanker - 2008-12-16 14:31

God only knows where you keep all those boxes and now your even messing around. Hope you don't get kicked into the streets.

masterblaster84 - 2008-12-16 14:32

Oh my god Ira your wife is taking pictures of the event?
You have a strong marriage. Laugh Out Loud

- 2008-12-16 14:36

quote:
Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:
Oh my god Ira your wife is taking pictures of the event?
You have a strong marriage. Laugh Out Loud


I myself would be ENVIOUS if this is the case Laugh Out Loud

-gsbadbmr

enskanker - 2008-12-16 14:36

I think he just promises that he saves 2 Viagra's aweek just for her.

71spud - 2008-12-16 14:46

quote:
Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:
Oh my god Ira your wife is taking pictures of the event?
You have a strong marriage. Laugh Out Loud


It is probably more of an "open" marriage.... Look at how his son turned out!

skippy1969 - 2008-12-16 14:46

LOLOL!!! gawd Ira your a dog !!!!!!

enskanker - 2008-12-16 14:54

Meanwhile:

jlf - 2008-12-16 14:57

Hmmmm.... I smell something fishy here.

Trying to read between the lines.... Big Grin

71spud - 2008-12-16 14:57

OMG! It looks like sHe is packing more than camel toe...

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 15:04

ok - FINALLY --thanks for your great patience--

now -- with all due respect --to ALL you total perve members (not unlike myself) --who may think and hope and PRAY for some low down disgusting porn show -- Mad Laugh Out Loud

well -- dont read on !!! however,

for the very FEW members -
( probably THREE --tops) Big Grin

who just might enjoy some lame story that involves only seasonal kindness --]
and goodwill for all mankind -

here is 'the real deal' Smile

she pulls up - stops -
i pop out with the juice --

she has that warm daily smile (loves me --hahaha)

reaches behind her seat --and pulls out a BOOMBOX !!!

now- there is an old seminole tribe saying down here :
" ugg - the only worse than sh1t packing --is NO packing"

so - at first --it seemed like another ebay WTF Smile

but - then she said --
"here - i want you to have this --i put in 5 brand new batteries for you--its been in my family for a long time -- it works nicely -- but we hardly ever use it --Merry Christmas"




----------------

now if THATs not better than a bunch of nookie-
WHAT IS ???? Big Grin

skippy1969 - 2008-12-16 15:08

Awwwwww, now that is very cool! She sounds very nice for sure..... Smile Wink

masterblaster84 - 2008-12-16 15:17

That's a very kind gesture. All perving aside doesn't that give that little box a special meaning? Smile

71spud - 2008-12-16 15:20

So she handled your unwrapped package and gave you a mono?

skippy1969 - 2008-12-16 15:29

quote:
Originally posted by 71spud:
So she handled your unwrapped package and gave you a mono?

Good one Spud!! Laugh Out Loud Laugh Out Loud

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 15:32

quote:
Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:
That's a very kind gesture. All perving aside doesn't that give that little box a special meaning? Smile


MB --you could not be more correct --
i have read so many lovely stories on s2g --

all about how emotional some of us can get when we find our very first box , or a box we could never afford as a kid -
or even a box that was 'willed' to us by a kind old dead guy ,, etc --

so - yes -this a FIRST and has some deep meaning to me-- Smile

PLUS --its one of the few boxes that have ever landed here -- which needed no repairs --

and has a handle, deck door, antenna and battery cover --

its what some of you serious collectors might refer to as --
"a complete original box" Big Grin

71spud - 2008-12-16 15:50

Ira.... you have taken something that was potentially very dirty.... it objectified women... and was insulting to the sacrament of marriage... it was a self-gratifying carnal fantasy that was sinful at its very conception....

.... and you turned it into a heart warming and meaningful experience that gives one hope for humanity. I think I speak for most of us when I say......



NOW WHAT DID YOU GO AND DO THAT FOR?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 16:02

quote:
Originally posted by 71spud:
So she handled your unwrapped package and gave you a mono?


Laugh Out Loud Laugh Out Loud
ok spud -- to come real clean about all this --
its FAR from over with me and her --

this boombox sounds exactly as good as it looks- Mad Big Grin

this P.O. chick is beautiful --
and i am expecting her to be even better than she looks Laugh Out Loud

oldskool69 - 2008-12-16 17:30

Ira...this one is one of your classics! Good Job! Big Grin

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 17:35

thank you oldy --
i have ONE more TRUE story like this --it is SOOOOO much better than that one Big Grin
really --

but - it might require a different thread -
(or another web site) Laugh Out Loud Laugh Out Loud

71spud - 2008-12-16 17:42

quote:
Originally posted by redbenjoe:
One time..... in band camp....

jlf - 2008-12-16 18:31

Nothing like being gifted a box I always say!

kittmaster - 2008-12-16 19:20

quote:
Originally posted by 71spud:
So she handled your unwrapped package and gave you a mono?


Laugh Out Loud

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 21:10

forgot to mention --

there is so much deep and everlasting emotion involved in this lovely , rare and 'near mint' panny -

that only $$ serious offers will be considered

Smile

- 2008-12-16 21:55

great xmas story for sure Nod Yes shows there is still some love left in this crazy world

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 22:19

i agree autobot --
and this special deed came from people that often 'go postal' Smile

71spud - 2008-12-16 22:28

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 22:38

good bass Smile

71spud - 2008-12-16 22:50

Addicted to Bass

redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 23:02

cool cops cop car was cooler

driptip - 2008-12-18 17:38

Ira , is that a pana or a sanyo?

redbenjoe - 2008-12-18 17:53

hi hugo -- its a panny rx-1280

need $$dibs ? Smile