redbenjoe - 2008-12-16 11:18
great story -- all true --gotta run
tell ya'll later
Sounds like somebody got some action.
Ira - while you're running - get some flowers - I hear Postal girls like yellow roses
masterblaster84 - 2008-12-16 11:27
Leave it to Ira to tease us with one liners like that.
Her hand for Christmas bonus?
pictures?
Ira's postal girl?
Maybe he meant UPS?
masterblaster84 - 2008-12-16 11:41
Dang Fatdog I have the wrong UPS delivery driver.
What an ox!
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo???? Fill us all in
-gsbadbmr
ok --just a brief up-date // be back in 1/2 hour--or as soon as the pictures are ready .
well --she is not 'exactly' like Fatdogs UPS hottie -- but STILL.....
you know what i mean
we have been doing the 'just friends act' for a long time -- like WAAAAAAAAAAAY too long
been settin' her up with the 'nice old guy' routine --
fresh orange juice daily ,
and on the days she looks extra good --
i whip out a box of Junior Mints --
(these tasty treats have worked flawlessly for 77% of the chicks in the hood)
anyhow -- up till this morning --nothing of major , reportable significance had transpired-
for those who dont get all those big words:
we hadnt done much YET !!
back with the shots --shortly.
ok. so far im bored
2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 DAY Junior
-gsbadbmr
well -- some stories are just too good - to be told all at once
not sure if any of you guys have heart conditions --
or anxiety problems --
just trying to make this easy for ya'
i know how you feel ira i have a real fox that works at my local post office. i'd love for her to give me a special delivery anytime
oops - before i forget --we need a little more 'background' ::
sometimes we all get lucky --
and lucky for many different reasons.
todays luck -- involved pure charity --
( some of us take it ANY way we can get it)
she must have thought i was 'down in the dumps'
because -- for the first time we could remember--
SIX entire days had gone past --and she did not deliver even ONE boombox !!
i feel as though i might have inadvertently
'tricked' her --
because-- 'little did she know'
--
i actually (honestly) have TWO serious grails on the way -- via
the slow boats from both canada and hong kong
PLUS -- 2 non-serious Marantz grails from skippy--
so -- perhaps she felt that today was the right time to give the poor old guy a little something
be back shorly --stick about
no guys its not what you are thinking
Ira.... now it is YOUR turn to think about baseball!!
BTW Canada package #2 arrived today. TRIPLE BOXED if you can believe that!!! Details to follow via PM...
to add a brief preview --of whats about to unfold in the final eposode of this hot saga --
well - my wife just advised me - that the pictures are almost ready
God only knows where you keep all those boxes and now your even messing around. Hope you don't get kicked into the streets.
masterblaster84 - 2008-12-16 14:32
Oh my god Ira your wife is taking pictures of the event?
You have a strong marriage.
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Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:
Oh my god Ira your wife is taking pictures of the event?
You have a strong marriage.
I myself would be ENVIOUS if this is the case
-gsbadbmr
I think he just promises that he saves 2 Viagra's aweek just for her.
quote:
Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:
Oh my god Ira your wife is taking pictures of the event?
You have a strong marriage.
It is probably more of an "open" marriage.... Look at how his son turned out!
LOLOL!!! gawd Ira your a dog !!!!!!
Meanwhile:
Hmmmm.... I smell something fishy here.
Trying to read between the lines....
OMG! It looks like sHe is packing more than camel toe...
ok - FINALLY --thanks for your great patience--
now -- with all due respect --to ALL you total perve members (not unlike myself) --who may think and hope and PRAY for some low down disgusting porn show --
well -- dont read on !!! however,
for the very FEW members -
( probably THREE --tops)
who just might enjoy some lame story that involves only seasonal kindness --]
and goodwill for all mankind -
here is 'the real deal'
she pulls up - stops -
i pop out with the juice --
she has that warm daily smile (loves me --hahaha)
reaches behind her seat --and pulls out a BOOMBOX !!!
now- there is an old seminole tribe saying down here :
" ugg - the only worse than sh1t packing --is NO packing"
so - at first --it seemed like another ebay WTF
but - then she said --
"here - i want you to have this --i put in 5 brand new batteries for you--its been in my family for a long time -- it works nicely -- but we hardly ever use it --Merry Christmas"
----------------
now if THATs not better than a bunch of nookie-
WHAT IS ????
Awwwwww, now that is very cool! She sounds very nice for sure.....
masterblaster84 - 2008-12-16 15:17
That's a very kind gesture. All perving aside doesn't that give that little box a special meaning?
So she handled your unwrapped package and gave you a mono?
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Originally posted by 71spud:
So she handled your unwrapped package and gave you a mono?
Good one Spud!!
quote:
Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:
That's a very kind gesture. All perving aside doesn't that give that little box a special meaning?
MB --you could not be more correct --
i have read so many lovely stories on s2g --
all about how emotional some of us can get when we find our very first box , or a box we could never afford as a kid -
or even a box that was 'willed' to us by a kind old dead guy ,, etc --
so - yes -this a FIRST and has some deep meaning to me--
PLUS --its one of the few boxes that have ever landed here -- which needed no repairs --
and has a handle, deck door, antenna and battery cover --
its what some of you serious collectors might refer to as --
"a complete original box"
Ira.... you have taken something that was potentially very dirty.... it objectified women... and was insulting to the sacrament of marriage... it was a self-gratifying carnal fantasy that was sinful at its very conception....
.... and you turned it into a heart warming and meaningful experience that gives one hope for humanity. I think I speak for most of us when I say......
NOW WHAT DID YOU GO AND DO THAT FOR?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
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Originally posted by 71spud:
So she handled your unwrapped package and gave you a mono?
ok spud -- to come real clean about all this --
its FAR from over with me and her --
this boombox sounds exactly as good as it looks-
this P.O. chick is beautiful --
and i am expecting her to be even better than she looks
Ira...this one is one of your classics! Good Job!
thank you oldy --
i have ONE more TRUE story like this --it is SOOOOO much better than that one
really --
but - it might require a different thread -
(or another web site)
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Originally posted by redbenjoe:
One time..... in band camp....
Nothing like being gifted a box I always say!
quote:
Originally posted by 71spud:
So she handled your unwrapped package and gave you a mono?
forgot to mention --
there is so much deep and everlasting emotion involved in this lovely , rare and 'near mint' panny -
that only $$ serious offers will be considered
great xmas story for sure
shows there is still some love left in this crazy world
i agree autobot --
and this special deed came from people that often 'go postal'
good bass
cool cops cop car was cooler
Ira , is that a pana or a sanyo?
hi hugo -- its a panny rx-1280
need $$dibs ?