Screw this snow it sucks ! I'm heading to Uncle Ed's place for some R+R!

"The girl is my my my"

Eine kleine Nachtmusik, bitte.

Surfboard, boombox, 'shades' ... now I'm a real chick magnet, even here in the desolate snowlands!

OR:

With my box and board, I'm so cool, it actually snows around me!

OR:
[A really crude, bad "rap":]

Now I'm wise
To the ways o' bein' cool,
Shades on my eyes,
I'm a board-ridin' fool.
Takin' my boombox everywhere I go,
I'm a chick magnet, baby
Even here in the snow,
So come and get me, lady,
Come an' be my 'ho'!


Okay, so I'm not at my literary best tonight... LOL!

nice one

"Now that I have new batteries, maybe I can finally surf an avalance!"

"I'm gonna kill that Travelocity Gnome!"

Friggin godsmacked! Great timeshare beach front location my a$$!