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ELTA Gay-Blaster

viennasound - 2008-09-24 13:14

Things happens, i won´t believe!

Today a friend called me and said, he would buy a new boombox (with CD). I can have the old ELTA one for free. Only the hook of the right tapedoor is broken, so the door stands open.
Ok, no problem of course - i will take it!

The only problem is, he´s gay.

No problem for me, he is a good friend and it won´t disturbe me.
The problem was the box! Eek

The condition is quiet nice, everything works.

But there are 2 problems:

1. It´s too modern for collecting
2. The colour is.... Leaving

Ok, check out this.... Laugh Out Loud




I´ve never seen such ugly thing before.
It hurts in the eyes!

r.o.y.a.l - 2008-09-24 13:20

I have no issues whatsoever with someones choice of sexuality , but that box , I just cannot accept. Smile

fatdog - 2008-09-24 13:22

quote:
Originally posted by r o y a l ®:
I have no issues whatsoever with someones choice of sexuality , but that box , I just cannot accept. Smile
I Agree That box has to go.

Plus, I doubt VERY seriously that it comes remotely close to the 380 watts listed. Roll Eyes

walkgirl - 2008-09-24 13:29

I do think the colour is not the problem, but
the shape of the box Big Grin

The door is open all ready, so throw it out Big Grin

tpr - 2008-09-24 14:08

nice grab roman!

it`s an elta-6876 IBBN 7-05344

it appeared in black blue and rose.

aka:
sunny sound-unkn1 IBBN 7-05984
yoko-unkn9 IBBN 7-07775

not only gay...

masterblaster84 - 2008-09-24 14:13

Gay, Straight or Bi doesn't matter that radio has way to many issues. Laugh Out Loud

jaredscottfla - 2008-09-24 14:21

I Agree gay or straight who cares? The box is the question! i have an ugly green trident,that's my general throw around box,if it breaks is stolen or just dies a slow death who cares,same could be said for this pink elta! Razz

cali9dub - 2008-09-24 14:30

quote:
same could be said for this pink elta! Razz



LOL...pink Elta !! Laugh Out Loud

jvc.floyd - 2008-09-24 14:31

that looks like something punky brewster would carry ,still tho i like the speaker sections and the eq ,the rest looks like a barbie boombox .

monolithic - 2008-09-24 14:58

I Agree "Barbie boombox" sounds about right... It could get wacker than that tho.

Btw, the EQ is a 5-band tryin' to pass as a 10-band. Roll Eyes That's wick wick wack! No No

transamguy1977 - 2008-09-24 16:05

Its definately GAY!!!! Laugh Out Loud
And that plus boombox dont equate.

tpr - 2008-09-24 16:13

quote:
Originally posted by transamguy1977:
Its definately GAY!!!! Laugh Out Loud
And that plus boombox dont equate.


it`s not.

Big Grin BUT THIS definately:

monolithic - 2008-09-24 16:20

That's not only gay - that's SUPER gay!

I'm almost afraid to ask what the name of that box is. Leaving

In fact, I don't even wanna know...

ford93 - 2008-09-24 16:23

AAWWW he even has a pic. on the cassette door! Big Grin

She was a kinky girl, the girl's a super freak!

jt - 2008-09-24 16:37

Wasn't Ira looking for a box to take to the beach? One that would attract the "Barbies?"

Oh, wait a minute... I forgot... He already has one! Laugh Out Loud

redbenjoe - 2008-09-24 17:43

for next years florida meet--

--we should be MUCH more selective about the attendees and their box selections Laugh Out Loud

- 2008-09-24 18:59

One of my best mates is gay who cares, as for the box throw it.

oldskool69 - 2008-09-24 19:04

This thread is so friggin hilarious!!! Bring something like that to Florida and I'll give it the'ol Alabama .306 welcome! Laugh Out Loud

redbenjoe - 2008-09-24 20:13

is the 'ol alabama 306 welcome' --

similar to ----Blazing Saddles:
"we gonna work up a number six on em" ?

viennasound - 2008-09-24 21:03

Yes, the upper comments are right.
He is one of my best friends, no problem at all with him. And i find it very nice, that he thought about me as Blaster-Collector, before he throw it away! Nod Yes
The Box is the problem!

I would never put this Eek-Box in my collection.
But i saved it, before scrapping. Wink

The reason?
I will change it.
To this:

found old box in garage

In the working area, the colour is not interesting. And in a few time it will be so dusty, that you can say it is grey... Laugh Out Loud

isolator42 - 2008-09-25 03:11

Being gay doesn't enter into it, why on earth would anyone want that b-box? There surely must be pink b-boxes that look better than that abomination.

tpr - 2008-09-25 03:23

here's the blue one...


isolator42 - 2008-09-26 09:54

strewth...

viennasound - 2008-09-26 10:02

And it looks like, it found an good end! Razz

An colleague saw it and asked for it.
He want it for his little daughter!
I think for a "Barbie-Girl", it´s perfekt! Cool

At the weekend i will repair the tapedoor, clean the switches and put an new antenna on it.

For changing with the garage-box i found an other radio.

Happy end for an strange boombox! Smile

analogboi - 2008-09-26 10:30

I thought gay men had taste?! Eek

That's the one of the ugliest electronic disasters I've ever seen. Not two, but four, fake piezo tweeters! Fake 10-band Eq! Clunky knob and switches! Yuck!! The only thing of interest here is the foam surround on the woofers.

We have two gay men (couple with a house) a few blocks away. They are big as football players and drive large black pick-up trucks. They wouldn't be caught DEAD with this boombox!!

So, I don't think gay has anything to do with it. Take your friend out to a hardware store and buy him some power tools. Laugh Out Loud

I agree for a little girl it's perfect. She can play Hanna Montana or Jonas Brothers thru it.

panabox - 2008-09-26 20:52

Gay, Straight, or Bi, we are all people, precious people I might add, with the same quest. I am curios, though, as to how it sounds, more so than how it looks. The speakers appear to indicate some bass, and although the "380 watt" moniker is more than likely a gimmick,I'd be interested in hearing the sound that represents it. So how does it sound?

moncheeto - 2008-09-26 21:03

quote:
Originally posted by MONOLITHIC:
That's not only gay - that's SUPER gay!

I'm almost afraid to ask what the name of that box is. Leaving

In fact, I don't even wanna know...

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oldskool69 - 2008-09-26 21:36

quote:
Originally posted by analogboi:
...So, I don't think gay has anything to do with it. Take your friend out to a hardware store and buy him some power tools. Laugh Out Loud

I agree for a little girl it's perfect. She can play Hanna Montana or Jonas Brothers thru it...


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viennasound - 2008-09-26 23:18

quote:
That's the one of the ugliest electronic disasters I've ever seen.
Laugh Out Loud Big Grin I Agree

Normally it would be better to connect to this one:



So it would´nt have 380watts, but 380Volts.
For a short time.
Then it would be an real BOOOM BOOM Box! Big Grin

isolator42 - 2008-09-30 08:14

quote:
Originally posted by Roman:
...An colleague saw it and asked for it.
He want it for his little daughter!
I think for a "Barbie-Girl", it´s perfekt! Cool ...

Nah.
This is the sort of b-box our daughters might want Smile

viennasound - 2008-09-30 09:38

Yes, thats a lovely box for children! Nod Yes
Last time i´ve seen an old babyblaster at the dump. Little colorful box with cassette and a extern microphon for karaoke.
So begins boombox-collecting.... Big Grin

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