i went to see my doctor today about my bad elbow, she said...i think you should stop wa**ing, i asked why, she replied, because im trying to examine you!!

hope iv'e not offended anyone

good one here's a dirty joke....Ok there was a white horse running up a hill tripped and landed in mud

ok never mind here's another...yesterday i walked into a clock shop and slapped my c**k on the counter the lady shop keeper yelled at me in disgust and said... do you mind you filthy man, this is a clock shop, not a c**k shop, i replied...yes i know, get some hands on this

Hahahaha my joke was a dirty joke because it was a clean white horse and he feel in mud and got dirty

ahh got ya mate i may get in trouble for my jokes

Hahaha I won't sy nothing

ok here goes nothing:

this16 year old kid walks in the farmacy and ask the lady at the counter for a condom, there next to him is a 90 year old man, that shouts at the kid ,
Watch your mouth BOY!!!
the kid says, oh yeah, give me two.

Hahaha here's a other How can you tell someone is a true music lover? When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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Originally posted by driptip:
ok here goes nothing:

this16 year old kid walks in the farmacy and ask the lady at the counter for a condom, there next to him is a 90 year old man, that shouts at the kid ,
Watch your mouth BOY!!!
the kid says, oh yeah, give me two.

good one DT