You add your bits and pieces. Just want to see where it goes. Remember this can go anywhere! Add what you will. (Be careful! ) It may wander and maybe come back around. Who knows? I'll start...


I have this POS 80's Samsung box. Thought of letting my oldest daughter and niece smash it with baseball bats. I set up the box and gave them the bats. Well what happened next was...

that you screwed up big-time --

samsungs are cool-
you should have let them practice on that POS philips i sold you !!

i threw a vz 2000 out the second story window once ,but i had to clean up the mess ,damn i wish i had that box now lol.

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Originally posted by jvc floyd:
i threw a vz 2000 out the second story window once ,but i had to clean up the mess ,damn i wish i had that box now lol.

Okay I've got to ask, why?

the tape deck died the turntable died so it was a thing to destroy in my young mind lol.dont get me wrong i regret it now i was really young then even tho i paid for the box so it was mine to destroy i would not do that to another vz 2000 now that i know better.

For once a thread that was supposed to wander and go off the path gets stuck on a path.

Let's try again...

I'll start a story, someone else adds to it but does not complete it. End your addition in something like "...well what happened next was..." and someone else will catch it from there.

Here we go...

I was going through my collection one day and told my daughter and her cousin to take a couple of baseball bats and beat this POS late 80's Samsung out of it's misery. Well, they were smashing it to death when, you would not believe this, but at the same time elsewhere...

a giant samsung boombox was smashing the hell out of a group of school kids . . .

shortly thereafter ....

2 moderators walk into a bar with their members .......

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One of the moderators was very thirsty and asked the barman for a bunueloni.No problem, the barman replied and began to mix this exellent cocktail.
The moderator enjoyed the cool drink. After a while he came into a state of dreaming ...then suddenly,in the very background of the smoky barroom he discovered a couple of round blurry unclear shapes reflected by the mirror behind the bottles.
To quench his thirst he got two more bunuelonis and the he tried to raise then.
Without a chance.So he asked a member to find out more about these two mysterious round shapes...

......

the loyal and dutiful but tiny member attempted to remain cool and incognito --
as he wandered over to investigate the 2 round objects ...............

but sudden growth blew his cover --

Because the two round shapes turned out to be the agents from Antarctica's federal Secret Service on a hunt for an extremely rare golden version of JVC M70 - as legend goes - that box used to belong to Richard the Lionheart, and the knights never went to a battle without first listening to some "50 Cent" tunes. The deal went really smooth, and to celebrate - the agents brought along the previous owner - a rich martian collector - whos spacesuit resembled late 80's Samsung boombox. This is when a couple of kids with baseball bats entered the bar, and you would not believe what happened next

to quell the ensuing riot --the called in THAFUZZ -
but he proclaimed there is no provision in the law --
preventing the boys from whacking their samsung

Unless it was done while under the mesmerizing sounds of Afrika Bambatta and the Soulsonic Force who just happened to be the act in the bar that night. But as fate would have it, the amps failed...

and once the amps failed - the two kids with baseball bats stopped doing tequila shots and picked up their baseball bats. Rich martian collector - who looked a lot like an old Samsung boombox in his spacesuit - was first on their way. "What do you want from me" - screamed poor Martian! Unfortunately, martian language sounds a lot like American Idol songs, and since it's a well known fact that drunk kids with baseball bats hate American Idol - poor Martian was in big trouble. Likely, the secret agents bought another round and

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Originally posted by redbenjoe:
..............as he wandered over to investigate the 2 round objects ...............

every non board member wold guess something totally and complete else....

as the member grew --so did the two round objects -
until .....


(jens - i am with the non-members on this one )

...the martian vladi had tried to convince to ride in his new BMW asked for help. vladi shooed away the rowdy teens, his member grew, her members grew...vladi didn't know what to do! But the martian, who turned out to be eerily similar to the green chick from Star Trek, pulled out, not a Samsung, but a COBY! And out of it was plying the smooth sounds of...

'Garota De Ipanema'

Gosh I hadnt heard that song for years... It took me back to that beach front bar where I first met...

....the chick with the two round objects-
and the big black sansui cp-7 --

overwhelmed with growth and glee -you said ....

... I thought Id never see another COBY again!

I impressed with my depth of knowledge and suggested we trade straight across for my gold plated Conion C-100F... she agreed and we transported back aboard the spaceship...

Ok, I'm totally lost in this story

Didn't you realize...you ARE the story!

Now vladi was ready to grop...I mean walk the green lady to her spaceship when Parliament w/George (or was it Bill...) Clinton came down and told him that if he slept with her he'd make "The Mothership Connection". Well vladi, not having a date in nearly a decade...or two...figured what the hell and...

and got realy jealous about the entire Parlament coming down on my green date

Because vladi said he could not swim and thus could not get his "Aqua Boogie" on. But the "Green Chick" said she could help. After getting vladi to stick a special tape in to his M90, the music was thumpin and the whole room started spinning leading to...