vladi --even if you make it all up --
how about some more stories about your gym chicks ??

As long as it couldn't be deemed offensive to our female members here.....

Plus, we don't want to hack off Ned.

I would have to take a moment to carefully select words for my story - as it's pretty inappropriate (to say the least). It involves a smoking hot girl about half my age, and she is CRAZY - just as she should be in that age
First, a disclaimer. I am NOT trying to get all the 40 year old men to get divorced and start looking for young mistresses. It just happened so that I broke up with April, and my 22 year old nephew (a senior at UTD) has an unlimited supply of hot slutty college chicks. And since I have a pool in the backyard, my typical evening now consists of a bunch of mostly topless drunk college chicks wondering in the backyard, swimming in the pool and acting all crazy.
So the girl I was referring to is 23 - a typical texan - tall blonde with blue eyes and legs that are as long as my life. And all the other features are - quoting Robert Palmer - *simply irresistable*. I do not know what it is with young women now days, but the type of clothes she wears - tests my sanity every day. Yesterday she showed up in the shorts that were probably 2 sq. inches total - at most I understand she's young and beautiful, but those shorts barely cover her butt, and when she sits down or bends over - they dont But it does make for one very exciting outfit - I'll tell you that!!
All the other guys are - as my nephew - still in college, and all they do is drink, drink and drink some more - I can't compete with those youngsters at all But on the other hand - I seem to be the only one who works out, so that is a good thing that my girl doesn't see me as a husband material, as she doesn't really mind that I get the most attention from the drunken ladies - if you know what I mean I even re-programmed my alarm clock to wake me up with the words "Welcome to paradise" - HA!! Not exactly the gym story, but FUN nonetheless - just as Ira requested

WOW --exciting, thrilling and not offensive to anyone (hope not)

thats every mans dream

-- to have 'girls gone wild' in your own back yard !!!
even robert palmer made a guest appearance

the ONLY factor missing -- is the part where your own local fellow Texan, DM4U rolls up in his big bus-
whips out his little video camera-

and sends us all, ALL the footage--

and thanks vladi for getting us 'shut-ins' out of the dark !!

a naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 10lb salami under the other.......... oh!!! wait this is a family show

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Originally posted by SINISTER:
a naked lady walks into a bar with a puddle under one arm and a 10lb salami under the other.......... oh!!! wait this is a family show

Puddle??

oops..... my bad too early for me.

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Originally posted by Fatdog:
Puddle??

I assume that must be californian for an unshaved armpit

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Originally posted by vladi123456:

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Originally posted by Fatdog:
Puddle??

I assume that must be californian for an unshaved armpit

yeah thats it

Oh... you mean "poodle"!

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Originally posted by Fatdog:
Oh... you mean "poodle"!

yes ok sorry i cant spell.

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Originally posted by SINISTER:

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Originally posted by Fatdog:
Oh... you mean "poodle"!

yes ok sorry i cant spell.

LOL! We still love you though, Sin!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by redbenjoe:

-- to have 'girls gone wild' in your own back yard !!!

-- DM4U rolls up in his big bus-
whips out his little video camera-

and sends us all, ALL the footage--
[QUOTE]

I though DM4U already drove the "Girls Gone Wild" bus....

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Originally posted by SINISTER:
a naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 10lb salami under the other.......... oh!!! wait this is a family show

You've been watching The Breakfast Club again,have'nt you Sin??????

"zoom-dweebe"

.....love The Breakfast Club

i can see that testing my sanity/homone levels too. combined with the added testosterone in your system from working out it sounds like a cocktail

*that pun was the most unintended pun ever written *

yeah it sounds like a dose

still ---
-twas a lovely and timely pun

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Originally posted by skippy1969:

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Originally posted by SINISTER:
a naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 10lb salami under the other.......... oh!!! wait this is a family show

You've been watching The Breakfast Club again,have'nt you Sin??????

haha i was waiting for someone to catch it!!!!

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Originally posted by SINISTER:

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Originally posted by skippy1969:
You've been watching The Breakfast Club again,have'nt you Sin??????

haha i was waiting for someone to catch it!!!!

I thought Sinister was going to reprise the scene in the library where Judd Nelson was under the desk to get a "sample" of the lovely Molly Ringwald...

mmm........ well there was'ent many words spoken in that scene oldskool. but..... I'd be happy to reenact it for you. it just so happens that i know all those movies by heart.


with him under the desk that is.

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Originally posted by SINISTER:
mmm........ well there was'ent many words spoken in that scene oldskool. but..... I'd be happy to reenact it for you. it just so happens that i know all those movies by heart.

with him under the desk that is.

But who would play Molly's role? Suggestions?

well i guess i could deal with scarlett johansson.

ooh by the way sorry for thread jacking.

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Originally posted by SINISTER:
ooh by the way sorry for thread jacking.

ummm...I don't think Ira would mind. Especially after your timely photo posted!

PLEASE ...more hi-jacks

who knows the rest of this line ::
.. "inside every thin girl ........"

or of much more importance--

neo ......................zoom, dweebe -
what was in between all that ???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChKoKO4XQsA
latest video

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Originally posted by oldskool69:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by redbenjoe:

-- to have 'girls gone wild' in your own back yard !!!

-- DM4U rolls up in his big bus-
whips out his little video camera-

and sends us all, ALL the footage--
[QUOTE]

I though DM4U already drove the "Girls Gone Wild" bus....

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Originally posted by redbenjoe:
PLEASE ...more hi-jacks

who knows the rest of this line ::
.. "inside every thin girl ........"

or of much more importance--

neo ......................zoom, dweebe -
what was in between all that ???

big deal. nothing to do when your locked in a vacancy.

your a neo maxi zoom dweebee. what would you be doing if you werent out making yourself a better citizen.


can you hear this. do you want me to turn it up.



there are 2 kinds of fat people. there are fat people that were born to be fat then there are fat people who were once thin but they became fat. and you can kinda see that thin person inside.

hey , thanks sin -

perhaps next time -- we can do all john candys lines from both STRIPES and THE BLUES BROTHERS

....and then --francis

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Originally posted by redbenjoe:
hey , thanks sin -

perhaps next time -- we can do all john candys lines from both STRIPES and THE BLUES BROTHERS

....and then --francis

WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD!!!!

dude i just watched that movie like 6 times last week. im ready.

your a mean lean fighting machine!!!!!!

what else what else. damn i watch tooo many movies.

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Originally posted by SINISTER:
well i guess i could deal with scarlett johansson.




sorry i have to add a few more!!!! classic timeless beauty.

ooh yeah

6 times per week is not too often for the blues brothers !! or stripes

......"orange whip? "

......"whatdayahave - like a six week program here ? "