for the few who never heard this story :::

a guy is watching tv -- and was happy to notice the famous viagra commercial -- its the one where they offer an 800 number -
to assist those who have longer than a four hour erection-

so he calls the number -- and was surprised to hear a customer sevice rep - who was in india and hardly spoke any english-

anyway - he tries to explain that his erection is now 4 hours and 25 minutes --

the rep is polite and tells him not to worry - because she will prescribe the viagra antidote

all the rep needed to ask him is what was he dosage ? and what time he took it ?

the guy responded ---"took WHAT - i never took anything"

I don't get it,WHAT??????? LOLOLOL!

An election in 4 hours 25 minutes? Damn! I never registered to vote.

Uh, Bobby, what the heck is going on in Tennessee? I think the key word Ira noted in the joke was "erection"?

Of course I'm sure there is some vote to be taken on these issues too!

quote:

Originally posted by Fatdog:
An election in 4 hours 25 minutes? Damn! I never registered to vote.

Yes, this is funnier than the original Ira's story - if I was talanted - I could totally right a song - "This election gives me erection" or something along the lines

wrong once again -
the erection is funnier than the election

quote:

Originally posted by redbenjoe:
wrong once again -
the erection is funnier than the election

Yeah the election is just full of political "stiffs"!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

lolololol


nevertheless ,be

carefull!!!

thanks for the 'heads-up' TPR

quote:

Originally posted by redbenjoe:
thanks for the 'heads-up' TPR

Yes TPR, good advice, but about those embarrassing moments....

Avoiding Embarrasment!

and thank you also, oldskool -

its really not that embarrassing -- just makes me walk funny

Speaking of walking funny: (Mr. Segue)....

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."

The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest.

The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."

Great one UE!

Speaking of wowee & great:

Stop UE, your killing me!

Hey Litfan, did y0u get you PC working again?



Hey no insult intended lit...
see mine is pretty old too....

Enskanker PC:

quote:

Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:
Stop UE, your killing me!

quote:

Originally posted by vladi123456:

quote:

Originally posted by Fatdog:
An election in 4 hours 25 minutes? Damn! I never registered to vote.

Yes, this is funnier than the original Ira's story - if I was talanted - I could totally right a song - "This election gives me erection" or something along the lines

Thanks for that Vladi! Some people appreciate puns and word play.

Ed, thanks for bringing back old memories of FARK.com with that Photoshopped Rand picture. That was a classic that fooled a lot of people.

whats a puns ?

ok - THAT puns ! - i thought you had some slang word for vinix