Today's Lesson...

Thanks for the laugh.

Well, let's see. I've done three of the ones shown. I won't say which three...

quote:

Originally posted by Fatdog:
Well, let's see. I've done three of the ones shown. I won't say which three...

hey fat dog. let me guess middle row on the right.

Todays wisdom:

Never eat near the game:

and in the spirit of The Tao...let me rephrase....

Always choose wisely.

Could we really go wrong with any of the above choices? How 'bout choosing them all?

"D" or "C" as a back-up.

these lassies would do well with a reasonable BIN

Middle right looks like an upper decker.

Thanks Ed that's hillarious.

Sundays Wisdom Pic:

Always learn to practice on paper before trying the real thing:

Ed I'll wait for another game, that one is just a little to realistic for me.

new game:
Game of Life............

thanks for that pep talk, ed - thats about it !

Monday:
Always be on the lookout for the early warning signs:

sometimes, the signs are right under our nose...

I'm 25 years away from the "retire, play, die" But I'm hoping it's more like "retire, play play play play play play play play play play play ,then die

Tuesday:
Fried Chicken IS GOOD FOR YOU:

Mmmmm... finger-lickin' good!

(Sorry. That was too easy. But someone had to say it!)

Of course, if you're the type who likes to think outside the bun, there's a Taco Bell down the street.

Actually BB, quite the opposite, I was

OK, lets get serious again. In light of the incredible luck of fatdog's friends kids, I thought it best to photo emphasize the importance of safe driving....

Kids, do not try this at home:

notice the stick she has there for her protection, hehe

quote:

Originally posted by enskanker:
Kids, do not try this at home:

And yet, this is perfectly OK...



Being a kid is so confusing sometimes!

Todays Lesson:

why is this person reading someones personal stuff anyway? get a life Camel toes aren't just for "teenagers"

Here's a great explanation of camel toes
My first youtube video link ever
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=JB388SH3XJo

Take time out to relax and rejuvenate. Sports and supporting your favorite team is a good way to refresh body and mind.

Carvin
"Looks like a big Taco"!!! I'm still trying to get back to my chair, weak in da' knees...

Very similar to the new i931:

This is how UE scans the net for his daily wisdom:



After i found out, UE went mad and threw a baseballbat into our crowd.
luckily my face is hard like butter and i catched the bat!
The S2G crowd was in panic tough.

seen here:

quote:

Originally posted by enskanker:
Todays Lesson:

Todays Lesson:
Always check to make sure your understood....

You're killing me Ed!

nice av, ed
Might just have to change mine to a chicken ovulation for giggles.

...not sure who'll giggle, mind you

Hi Iso, hows the weather over by you?

some weather is exciting !

quote:

by redbenjoe: some weather is exciting !

Yeah, I really "get up" for the Weather Channel!

Learn Fire safety before attempting this at home:

S'pose their gettin ready to fry some "eggs"?!?!

if i had to look at those two hags all the time i would burn myself too.

quote:

Originally posted by jvc floyd:
if i had to look at those two hags all the time i would burn myself too.

quote:

Originally posted by enskanker:
Very similar to the new i931:

I just had to google this

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The DVD Rewinder requires (1) 9V battery

Some open spots still available:

Lesson 131:

Alway be on your best behavior at a Wedding.

Driving Test Lesson:

Thanks for your Daily Wisdom Lessons UE!!

My wiseness has indeed escalated to heights from which if plummeting, would cause the exact and opposite reversal of said escalation!!

Anyway, let's get serious here. Images have been placed in one or more of your Dailys with one or more secret messages which I believe need to be unhinged.

Secret message number one -

Children are to be encouraged at an earlier age to play sports. Their wilingness to learn and participate is contra to the belief of many a numbskull adult.



Secret message number two -

Make sure your bonorariums are indeed a cash amount.

Thank you for the kind words...I hope one day you too will have your own bonorarium. As of now I think cherryben&jerrycupajoe is the only one on the board who has one.