Excluding myself and the wife, the dumbest motherfarkers on this planet live in Middle Tennessee. There was an e-mail that began to circulate that a single gas station was running out of gas as a result of supply problems with hurricane Ike. The easily scared and panicked sheeple in this area immediately began swarming on every single gas station to buy up any and all gasoline.

As of 7AM this morning, only one station, out of about 26, has fuel in Smyrna. My wife had to wait about 20 minutes in a line. She said there were about four cars in line at each of the 12 pumps. AT 7AM!!! About 98% of the stations in Nashville have shut down completely because they are empty.

It is an absolute madhouse. People have lost their minds. The governor has even called these people crazy and stupid in the nicest, political way possible. The rest of Tennessee seems to be unaffected at this time.

God help me if a soccer mom ever walks in to a Kroger grocery store and they're out of bread.

great story ---thanks for sharing

Bobby you are fortunate, at least your in Beautiful TN, instead of Hudson, FL the armpit of the Ass of Florida and all those motherfarkers
in TN???

Their parents and siblings live here.....

quote:

Originally posted by enskanker:
Bobby you are fortunate, at least your in Beautiful TN, instead of Hudson, FL the armpit of the Ass of Florida and all those motherfarkers
in TN???

Their parents and siblings live here.....

one of which is moving to marshal, NC

OMG! I just saw this on the Nashville Craigslist:

http://nashville.craigslist.org/bik/848076548.html

quote:

cheap gas - $50 (nashville)
Reply to: sale-848076548@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-20, 8:16AM CDT


I have a 5 gallon tank of gas to sell for $50. As all the gas stations are running out and the end of the world is coming, I decided to let the last of what I was hording go. I am moving to the mountains like the guys in Red Dawn. WOLVERINES! I will continue to fight for your freedom and our country.

Price is not negotiable as lack of supply dictates what I can demand for price. Buyer must come pick it up in thier SUV and I will only accept cash or bullets for my AK-47 as trade.

I'm surrounded by idiots!

What a bunch of pubes...

Thats Hilarious!!!
WOLVERINES!

See at least in Marshall, NC they have serious News to deal with.

That is why Betty & I wish we could get the Frack up there.


A different kind of Barrel Of Energy

Illegal Still

ed we are better off here you will be fine

Well, our shoot first ask questions later attitude government has helped down here. Every station was put on notice last Friday that pumps would be shut down if they got a complaint on their station until the investigation was complete and that a deputy would ensure that. Gas down here at the cheapo stations at least is under $4.00 gallon. And we got plenty. I wonder why....

See, the people in Nashville have gone too "California" (no offense to our west coast members) and have gotten scary and soft.

but Ramon...we want to live near illegal stills...

Its part of Betty's family traditions.

thats the problem those illegal stills now have 89 octane

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Originally posted by oldskool69:
See, the people in Nashville have gone too "California" (no offense to our west coast members) and have gotten scary and soft.

You're godd@mn right, Freddie!

And it doesn't help that Nissan moved it's North American HQ to Williamson County, which is right next door to me, and we now have an influx of Californians who will need to be educated with how things are supposed to be run in the South. We like loud, fast cars, big trucks, big guns, and PGA!

WOLVERINES!!

my kind of people....

Panties Guild of America.

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Originally posted by enskanker:
my kind of people....

Panties Guild of America.

Cotton or silk?

That's funny as he!! bobby, do these people think Ike is going to stop over Tennessee for 2 weeks and destroy all of the gas stations.

He can't answer MB84, he went to a sniffing at Panties Guild of America Tennessee Local 001.