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redbenjoe - 2008-09-04 18:43

it has recently come to my attention --that some members here have far too many posts !

we have one guy --that has 4000 MORE posts than most of the old timers --who actually know what they are posting about Smile

suggest we put a squelch on this guy - Laugh Out Loud

one effective solution --may be hurricane IKE --
it is a CAT. 4 - heading for his front door --

and if he loses power for a few weeks -- perhaps some of the more quiet members can catch up !!

-------and good luck to anybody who may be in the path of this powerhouse beast

jaredscottfla - 2008-09-04 18:46

Nod Yes u and me both ira,could be evac time soon

redbenjoe - 2008-09-04 18:53

right --they are already comparing this one to andrew. Frown

skippy1969 - 2008-09-04 19:06

What is a hurricane,Ira?????????????????? Confused Laugh Out Loud Laugh Out Loud

oldskool69 - 2008-09-04 19:07

Well I wish the best for ALL citizens of the great state of Florida. Nod Yes And too bad because if we played our cards right...we could have had a MID-SOUTH REUNION when ya'll headed north to um...safer grounds! Big Grin

jovie - 2008-09-04 19:32

I feel some might get their post counts up by posting when they really don't have much to say.Here are some examples below...

jovie - 2008-09-04 19:32

Smile

jovie - 2008-09-04 19:33

cool box!

jovie - 2008-09-04 19:34

WOW!!! Eek

redbenjoe - 2008-09-04 19:36

Laugh Out Loud Laugh Out Loud
this works good also jovie

panasonic.fan - 2008-09-04 19:38

quote:
Originally posted by redbenjoe:
it has recently come to my attention --that some members here have far too many posts !

we have one guy --that has 4000 MORE posts than most of the old timers --who actually know what they are posting about Smile

suggest we put a squelch on this guy - Laugh Out Loud




..... so says the guy universally recognized as the king of off-topic posting..... in the on-topic sections. Laugh Out Loud

redbenjoe - 2008-09-04 19:41

thats rimmers fault !! Smile

masterblaster84 - 2008-09-04 20:14

Thanks Jovie, you've given me some good ideas for post count padding. I'm off to the races!
Laugh Out Loud

redbenjoe - 2008-09-04 20:17

quote:
Originally posted by skippy1969:
What is a hurricane,Ira?????????????????? Confused Laugh Out Loud Laugh Out Loud


its when we dont want to live in a trailer 'by-the-sea' Smile
(like me)

jt - 2008-09-04 20:56

Laugh Out Loud

kid.sensation - 2008-09-05 03:11

I agree Smile

kid.sensation - 2008-09-05 03:11

Laugh Out Loud

enskanker - 2008-09-05 03:15

Well you are welcome here if you want to come to
ugly pasco county, home of the homeless, and nudist camp capital of west central Florida.

walkgirl - 2008-09-05 03:51

I never do that Red Face

walkgirl - 2008-09-05 03:52

quote:
Originally posted by Jovie:
Smile


* giggles *

Leaving

joe.cool - 2008-09-05 05:50

Eek No one here pads their post counts...do they? No No Laugh Out Loud

- 2008-09-05 05:52

post counts hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm EekLaugh Out Loud

redbenjoe - 2008-09-05 05:55

walkgirls posts dont count

Laugh Out Loud

fatdog - 2008-09-05 06:50

Hey Ira

fatdog - 2008-09-05 06:50

Thanks for letting us know

fatdog - 2008-09-05 06:51

your secret to such

fatdog - 2008-09-05 06:51

high post counts!!

fatdog - 2008-09-05 06:51

Laugh Out Loud Laugh Out Loud

fatdog - 2008-09-05 06:51

Yee hah!!! 3,100!!

Leaving

redbenjoe - 2008-09-05 07:00

FD -- its actually embarrassing to have this many posts ---
so , if i get screwed out of a beach weekend by IKE (which sucks )

the plan is -- to delete 4 or 5 thousand --

so that i can be considered normal Laugh Out Loud

- 2008-09-05 07:04

quote:
Originally posted by Fatdog:
Yee hah!!! 3,100!!

Leaving


did

- 2008-09-05 07:05

quote:
Originally posted by Fatdog:
Yee hah!!! 3,100!!

Leaving


you

- 2008-09-05 07:05

quote:
Originally posted by Fatdog:
Yee hah!!! 3,100!!

Leaving


know

- 2008-09-05 07:05

quote:
Originally posted by Fatdog:
Yee hah!!! 3,100!!

Leaving


that

- 2008-09-05 07:07

quote:
Originally posted by Fatdog:
Yee hah!!! 3,100!!

Leaving


this could go on and on and that all the post's in this thread have the same number of ( 3100 ) whoooopeeee Nod Yes Wink Leaving

redbenjoe - 2008-09-05 07:21

quote:
Originally posted by redbenjoe:


so that i can be considered normal Laugh Out Loud


---(at least as normal as james) Smile

walkgirl - 2008-09-05 07:22

quote:
Originally posted by redbenjoe:
walkgirls posts dont count

Laugh Out Loud


Frown

Why not??? Tap Toes

redbenjoe - 2008-09-05 07:25

cuz ---
you have too many minis Laugh Out Loud

masterblaster84 - 2008-09-05 08:41

Maybe walkgirls posts should only count for half a post with all those mini's.
Laugh Out Loud

walkgirl - 2008-09-05 08:57

Big Grin

yes, but miniboomboxes are the best!!! I Agree

baby.boomer - 2008-09-05 10:10

I've found only three ways to boost post counts. Let me list them for you:

#672: Use a separate post for each word you write. We already have examples of that here.

#1056: Whenever you write a post, copy/delete/repost it multiple times before you get it right. Every delete/repost counts as new. (And do it fast, before anyone has a chance to respond. Once someone responds, the only real choice you have to make a correction - unless you want to create total chaos by leaving replies to posts that no longer exist - is to edit what you wrote, which turns up in a disclaimer at the bottom of your post [about how the post has been edited] and makes you look like you were too dumb to get it right the first time.) Turns out, I've actually only posted 38 new, original posts in a year and a half. All the rest are delete/reposts of the originals.

#2202: Virtually live your life on this board and post, not only a new topic every time you can think of one, but responses to everything and everyone, all the time, constantly. And then just sit back and watch that post-count soar!


Am I leaving anything out?

joe.cool - 2008-09-05 10:50

quote:
Originally posted by baby boomer:
I've found only three ways to boost post counts. Let me list them for you:

#672: Use a separate post for each word you write. We already have examples of that here.

#1056: Whenever you write a post, copy/delete/repost it multiple times before you get it right. Every delete/repost counts as new. (And do it fast, before anyone has a chance to respond. Once someone responds, the only real choice you have to make a correction - unless you want to create total chaos by leaving replies to posts that no longer exist - is to edit what you wrote, which turns up in a disclaimer at the bottom of your post [about how the post has been edited] and makes you look like you were too dumb to get it right the first time.) Turns out, I've actually only posted 38 new, original posts in a year and a half. All the rest are delete/reposts of the originals.

#2202: Virtually live your life on this board and post, not only a new topic every time you can think of one, but responses to everything and everyone, all the time, constantly. And then just sit back and watch that post-count soar!


Am I leaving anything out?


...just the one where absolutely no thought/effort/creativity is required type posts. Allow me to demonstrate in my next post.

joe.cool - 2008-09-05 10:51

Big Grin see?

joe.cool - 2008-09-05 10:51

Laugh Out Loud

joe.cool - 2008-09-05 11:03

Another trick comes to mind...

Post away in the Comments/Suggestions/Notifications forum. No one (well, almost no one) ever uses it...dang, you could have an entire conversation with yourself without ever having to worry about looking stupid, or having multiple personalities! Laugh Out Loud And even if someone found out...it would likely be months before anyone knew you were there... Big Grin Laugh Out Loud

Ok, nuff outta me, I'm Leaving

joe.cool - 2008-09-05 11:18

quote:
Originally posted by redbenjoe:
FD -- its actually embarrassing to have this many posts ---
so , if i get screwed out of a beach weekend by IKE (which sucks )

the plan is -- to delete 4 or 5 thousand --

so that i can be considered normal Laugh Out Loud


"Normal" ? Hmmm...

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nor·mal Audio Help /ˈnɔrməl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[nawr-muhl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. conforming to the standard or the common type; usual; not abnormal; regular; natural.
2. serving to establish a standard.
3. Psychology. a. approximately average in any psychological trait, as intelligence, personality, or emotional adjustment.
b. free from any mental disorder; sane.

4. Biology, Medicine/Medical. a. free from any infection or other form of disease or malformation, or from experimental therapy or manipulation.
b. of natural occurrence.

5. Mathematics. a. being at right angles, as a line; perpendicular.
b. of the nature of or pertaining to a mathematical normal.
c. (of an orthogonal system of real functions) defined so that the integral of the square of the absolute value of any function is 1.
d. (of a topological space) having the property that corresponding to every pair of disjoint closed sets are two disjoint open sets, each containing one of the closed sets.
e. (of a subgroup) having the property that the same set of elements results when all the elements of the subgroup are operated on consistently on the left and consistently on the right by any element of the group; invariant.

6. Chemistry. a. (of a solution) containing one equivalent weight of the constituent in question in one liter of solution.
b. pertaining to an aliphatic hydrocarbon having a straight unbranched carbon chain, each carbon atom of which is joined to no more than two other carbon atoms.
c. of or pertaining to a neutral salt in which any replaceable hydroxyl groups or hydrogen atoms have been replaced by other groups or atoms, as sodium sulfate, Na2SO4.

–noun 7. the average or mean: Production may fall below normal.
8. the standard or type.
9. Mathematics. a. a perpendicular line or plane, esp. one perpendicular to a tangent line of a curve, or a tangent plane of a surface, at the point of contact.
b. the portion of this perpendicular line included between its point of contact with the curve and the x-axis.



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[Origin: 1520–30; < L normālis made according to a carpenter's square, equiv. to norm(a) (see norm) + -ālis -al1]

—Related forms
nor·mal·i·ty, nor·mal·ness, noun
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Nor·mal Audio Help /ˈnɔrməl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[nawr-muhl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun a city in central Illinois. 35,672.

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adj.
Conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm, standard, pattern, level, or type; typical: normal room temperature; one's normal weight; normal diplomatic relations.
Biology Functioning or occurring in a natural way; lacking observable abnormalities or deficiencies.
Abbr. n or N Chemistry
Designating a solution having one gram equivalent weight of solute per liter of solution.
Designating an aliphatic hydrocarbon having a straight and unbranched chain of carbon atoms.
Being at right angles; perpendicular.
Perpendicular to the direction of a tangent line to a curve or a tangent plane to a surface.
Relating to or characterized by average intelligence or development.
Free from mental illness; sane.
Mathematics
Being at right angles; perpendicular.
Perpendicular to the direction of a tangent line to a curve or a tangent plane to a surface.
Relating to or characterized by average intelligence or development.
Free from mental illness; sane.

Relating to or characterized by average intelligence or development.
Free from mental illness; sane.

n.
Something normal; the standard: scored close to the normal.
The usual or expected state, form, amount, or degree.

Correspondence to a norm.
An average.
Mathematics A perpendicular, especially a perpendicular to a line tangent to a plane curve or to a plane tangent to a space curve.


[Middle English, from Late Latin normālis, from Latin, made according to the square, from norma, carpenter's square; see gnō- in Indo-European roots.]

nor'mal·ly adv.

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A town of central Illinois north-northeast of Bloomington. It is the seat of Illinois State University (founded 1857). Population: 49,900.


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1650, "standing at a right angle," from L.L. normalis "in conformity with rule, normal," from L. normalis "made according to a carpenter's square," from norma "rule, pattern," lit. "carpenter's square" (see norm). Meaning "conformingt to common standards, usual" is from 1828. Normalcy is first attested 1857, originally as a mathematical term; normality is first attested 1849. Normal school (1834) is from Fr. école normale (1794), a republican foundation.

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adjective
1. conforming with or constituting a norm or standard or level or type or social norm; not abnormal; "serve wine at normal room temperature"; "normal diplomatic relations"; "normal working hours"; "normal word order"; "normal curiosity"; "the normal course of events" [ant: abnormal]
2. in accordance with scientific laws [ant: paranormal]
3. being approximately average or within certain limits in e.g. intelligence and development; "a perfectly normal child"; "of normal intelligence"; "the most normal person I've ever met" [ant: abnormal]
4. forming a right angle

noun
1. something regarded as a normative example; "the convention of not naming the main character"; "violence is the rule not the exception"; "his formula for impressing visitors" [syn: convention]

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normal [ˈnoːməl] adjective

usual; without any special characteristics or circumstances
Example: How much work do you do on a normal day?; normal people; His behaviour is not normal.

Collector of boomboxes: abnormal behaviour and/or disease.

Don't think it's gonna work rbj! Wink Big Grin Laugh Out Loud

fatdog - 2008-09-05 11:22

I Agree

fatdog - 2008-09-05 11:22

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- 2008-09-05 11:25

quote:
Originally posted by baby boomer:
I've found only three ways to boost post counts. Let me list them for you:

#672: Use a separate post for each word you write. We already have examples of that here.

#1056: Whenever you write a post, copy/delete/repost it multiple times before you get it right. Every delete/repost counts as new. (And do it fast, before anyone has a chance to respond. Once someone responds, the only real choice you have to make a correction - unless you want to create total chaos by leaving replies to posts that no longer exist - is to edit what you wrote, which turns up in a disclaimer at the bottom of your post [about how the post has been edited] and makes you look like you were too dumb to get it right the first time.) Turns out, I've actually only posted 38 new, original posts in a year and a half. All the rest are delete/reposts of the originals.

#2202: Virtually live your life on this board and post, not only a new topic every time you can think of one, but responses to everything and everyone, all the time, constantly. And then just sit back and watch that post-count soar!


Am I leaving anything out?

hadnt really thought aobut this Wink
cause

- 2008-09-05 11:26

quote:
Originally posted by Joe Cool:
quote:
Originally posted by redbenjoe:
FD -- its actually embarrassing to have this many posts ---
so , if i get screwed out of a beach weekend by IKE (which sucks )

the plan is -- to delete 4 or 5 thousand --

so that i can be considered normal Laugh Out Loud


"Normal" ? Hmmm...

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nor·mal Audio Help /ˈnɔrməl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[nawr-muhl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. conforming to the standard or the common type; usual; not abnormal; regular; natural.
2. serving to establish a standard.
3. Psychology. a. approximately average in any psychological trait, as intelligence, personality, or emotional adjustment.
b. free from any mental disorder; sane.

4. Biology, Medicine/Medical. a. free from any infection or other form of disease or malformation, or from experimental therapy or manipulation.
b. of natural occurrence.

5. Mathematics. a. being at right angles, as a line; perpendicular.
b. of the nature of or pertaining to a mathematical normal.
c. (of an orthogonal system of real functions) defined so that the integral of the square of the absolute value of any function is 1.
d. (of a topological space) having the property that corresponding to every pair of disjoint closed sets are two disjoint open sets, each containing one of the closed sets.
e. (of a subgroup) having the property that the same set of elements results when all the elements of the subgroup are operated on consistently on the left and consistently on the right by any element of the group; invariant.

6. Chemistry. a. (of a solution) containing one equivalent weight of the constituent in question in one liter of solution.
b. pertaining to an aliphatic hydrocarbon having a straight unbranched carbon chain, each carbon atom of which is joined to no more than two other carbon atoms.
c. of or pertaining to a neutral salt in which any replaceable hydroxyl groups or hydrogen atoms have been replaced by other groups or atoms, as sodium sulfate, Na2SO4.

–noun 7. the average or mean: Production may fall below normal.
8. the standard or type.
9. Mathematics. a. a perpendicular line or plane, esp. one perpendicular to a tangent line of a curve, or a tangent plane of a surface, at the point of contact.
b. the portion of this perpendicular line included between its point of contact with the curve and the x-axis.



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[Origin: 1520–30; < L normālis made according to a carpenter's square, equiv. to norm(a) (see norm) + -ālis -al1]

—Related forms
nor·mal·i·ty, nor·mal·ness, noun
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Nor·mal Audio Help /ˈnɔrməl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[nawr-muhl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun a city in central Illinois. 35,672.

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adj.
Conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm, standard, pattern, level, or type; typical: normal room temperature; one's normal weight; normal diplomatic relations.
Biology Functioning or occurring in a natural way; lacking observable abnormalities or deficiencies.
Abbr. n or N Chemistry
Designating a solution having one gram equivalent weight of solute per liter of solution.
Designating an aliphatic hydrocarbon having a straight and unbranched chain of carbon atoms.
Being at right angles; perpendicular.
Perpendicular to the direction of a tangent line to a curve or a tangent plane to a surface.
Relating to or characterized by average intelligence or development.
Free from mental illness; sane.
Mathematics
Being at right angles; perpendicular.
Perpendicular to the direction of a tangent line to a curve or a tangent plane to a surface.
Relating to or characterized by average intelligence or development.
Free from mental illness; sane.

Relating to or characterized by average intelligence or development.
Free from mental illness; sane.

n.
Something normal; the standard: scored close to the normal.
The usual or expected state, form, amount, or degree.

Correspondence to a norm.
An average.
Mathematics A perpendicular, especially a perpendicular to a line tangent to a plane curve or to a plane tangent to a space curve.


[Middle English, from Late Latin normālis, from Latin, made according to the square, from norma, carpenter's square; see gnō- in Indo-European roots.]

nor'mal·ly adv.

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A town of central Illinois north-northeast of Bloomington. It is the seat of Illinois State University (founded 1857). Population: 49,900.


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normal

1650, "standing at a right angle," from L.L. normalis "in conformity with rule, normal," from L. normalis "made according to a carpenter's square," from norma "rule, pattern," lit. "carpenter's square" (see norm). Meaning "conformingt to common standards, usual" is from 1828. Normalcy is first attested 1857, originally as a mathematical term; normality is first attested 1849. Normal school (1834) is from Fr. école normale (1794), a republican foundation.

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adjective
1. conforming with or constituting a norm or standard or level or type or social norm; not abnormal; "serve wine at normal room temperature"; "normal diplomatic relations"; "normal working hours"; "normal word order"; "normal curiosity"; "the normal course of events" [ant: abnormal]
2. in accordance with scientific laws [ant: paranormal]
3. being approximately average or within certain limits in e.g. intelligence and development; "a perfectly normal child"; "of normal intelligence"; "the most normal person I've ever met" [ant: abnormal]
4. forming a right angle

noun
1. something regarded as a normative example; "the convention of not naming the main character"; "violence is the rule not the exception"; "his formula for impressing visitors" [syn: convention]

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normal [ˈnoːməl] adjective

usual; without any special characteristics or circumstances
Example: How much work do you do on a normal day?; normal people; His behaviour is not normal.

Collector of boomboxes: abnormal behaviour and/or disease.

Don't think it's gonna work rbj! Wink Big Grin Laugh Out Loud


gee this look's like something that I would post just to get my me uh

- 2008-09-05 11:28

oops my clicker finger slipped and then my fingers typed all this .... Big Grin
quote:
Originally posted by redbenjoe:
quote:
Originally posted by redbenjoe:


so that i can be considered normal Laugh Out Loud


---(at least as normal as james) Smile