This is how we roll in Wisconsin,ask Spud71.....
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> 65 above zero:
> Floridians including Ira turn on the heat.
> people in Wisconsin plant gardens.
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> 60 above zero:
> Californians like Sinister, shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Wisconsin sunbathe.
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> 50 above zero:
> Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down..
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> 40 above zero:
> Alabamans like Oldschool don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.
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> 35 above zero:
> New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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> 20 above Zero
> People in Miami all die.
> Wisconsinans close the windows.
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> Zero:
> Californians fly away to Mexico .
> People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.
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> 10 below zero:
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.
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> 20 below zero:
> Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
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> 30 below zero:
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
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> 40 below zero :
> ALL atomic motion stops .
> People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
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> 50 below zero:
> Hell freezes over.
> Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late

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60 above zero:
> Californians like Sinister, shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

60 is cold!!! when your used to 85+ year round

85+ year round,WOW that would be AWESOME!

It's been 95-118F here every day for the last 10 days or so.

I'll take extreme cold over extreme heat any day of the week, make some room for glue please skippy!



Rock On.

20 degrees F. at 7 A.M. this morning. It's been like that since that past 2 months. Got down to -6 Degrees Farenheit just before that

thanks you, skippy -

that was a riot --and TRUE !!

Low tonite 18...high tommorow 32. Prediction...dead deer!

WOW! 32 degrees,thats a frigging heatwave......

On Florida's west coast, it's 50.2 degrees outside right now...

We had to cover up my wife's orchids because it might freeze overnight...

on florida's east coast --its gonna be 28 degrees tomorrow nite --
my youngest kid has never seen snow -we are HOPING!!
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btw --there are at least a million northerners down here right now --paying about $300 per night for this 'warmth' -
talk about screwed

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Originally posted by redbenjoe:
on florida's east coast --its gonna be 28 degrees tomorrow nite --
my youngest kid has never seen snow -we are HOPING!!
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btw --there are at least a million northerners down here right now --paying about $300 per night for this 'warmth' -
talk about screwed

That is cheaper than paying the heat bill up here.........

Holey, cow
Is it really that cold where you are???
I just got in from walking the dog.
(in my shorts) its a little nippy out tonight

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Originally posted by transamguy1977:
...(in my shorts) its a little nippy out tonight ...

Dead on T/A! I hear that when it nears 50 degrees down there the Ira isn't the only thing in Florida retracted, shriveled and wrinkled.

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Dead on T/A! Laugh Out Loud I hear that when it nears 50 degrees down there the Ira isn't the only thing in Florida retracted, shriveled and wrinkled. Laugh Out Loud Laugh Out Loud Laugh Out Loud

OMFG!!!! Oldy ,I could have went through the rest of my life not having that thought in my head,LOL!!!!!!

thems of us that have it to spare --

can always afford the 30% shrinkage

But what if you only have 30% to begin with?

not sure ??
better ask oldy about that.

is there something we need to to know rbj

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> 50 above zero:
> Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down..

30 below zero:
> No normal car will start
> The russians kick them and start a LADA or MOSKVICH!

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Originally posted by redbenjoe:
not sure ??
better ask oldy about that.

Sure ask me! The internet is a wonderful tool (no pun intended) for finding out medical info on people. And since Ira's was readily availible, well, here's what his condition is known as...

Peniminimustinylitis: A condition where individuals named Ira are (ahem) 70% short of of the "distance" which males achieve at puberty. Symptoms include living in trailers located in certain south Florida towns, building wooden rides to compensate for "shortcomings", and peeping out from, and photographing unsuspecting women using portholes. This leaves them with only 30% of capability of other males. However, it should be noted that achieving fatherhood is still possible from intercourse via "splash pregnancy" which does not require the other 70% to reach the bottom and achieve fertilization.

Try Texas .. 26 degrees one day than 85 the next ... July ? 103 degrees with 85% humity . LOL

oldy --your scientific research has achieved the usual inaccurate results

here however-from this morning, is what a cold sea in florida looks like --its good for short surfers with short pe-kers --

That is how we roll in WI!!!!

It is funny how many of those actually apply to me.....

Actually all of them do except the snow-mobile. I don't own one. All the rest I have done on a regular basis (seriously!!!) In fact just a couple of weeks ago my daughters were selling Girl Scout cookies door-to-door and it was below zero out side, probably close to -10.