If you think whoring out your cat will get you any special favors with the elves....


(I can't believe she has the nerve to wear white!)

hes a guy.
hehehehe. i saved him from a shelter after he was put on death row for attempted infanticide.

If he has served time.... he might be playing for the other side now...

the sick truth of it is revealed.

i mean all i have to do is throw a barry white tape into one of the boomers and next thing you know.
hes looking at his pal clyde in a way he shouldnt be.

yeah thats kind of the look clyde has on his face.
sad really. at least i havent come into the front room to find that white bastard smoking a lucky

Uncle Ed's 'Yogi' the Elf....err deer, dogdeer

Oh how we exploit our pets.

I have a white cat but she is fat. very fat lol. and she has one blue eye and one green eye. then I have 3 more cats. they would never let me dress them up. I also have 4 dogs. It's like I have a zoo.

LOL!! That is a pretty cat Bill.

thanks skippy 1969.
hes a pretty fun pet thats for sure. he is a turkish angora. not such a easy beast to have.
i am just glad he dosent have articulated thumbs.
i am sure that would make for some even worse badness than he already gets into.
i dont understand how anyone could spend so much money on a cat like him then take him to the spca to be put down.
anyways i am glad i saved him. he is a very smart and loyal pet. even for all his badness and trust me it is vast and destructive he is still worth having around.