these instructions are for bredgeo and/or any member who needs to know -- the secret second reason why innovative collectors dont ever need OEM eject buttons::::::

over here in the states --'Community Service' is awarded to first offenders who behave badly -
but not THAT bad

now, at the very start of your employment --
you get issued an official stick with a long nail at one end.

its primary design --is to pick up trash from your local beaches, parks and roads .
and -- up to a point --these function well.

when you finally get released
(3 days, 30 days , etc)--
you will gladly notice that there are no authorities actively in control over the collection of said sticks.

its the HONOR SYSTEM.

so --when you get the stick home

simply bend the nail 18 degrees towards the south/west--
(first timers should note --that there is some play in the system)

you all will quickly discover its secondary purpose ::

It will easily operate the deck eject mechanisms of most all 80s japanese boomboxes.

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as we speak -- Fatdog is standing by --
awaiting orders for his new line of both standard length and custom stick extenders

and -by all means - do buy his stick stickers.

well i am in the process of building my first wireless 525psi fingerforce eject button will be on the m90 and others to follow

What if your "nail" is already bent 18° to the southwest?

Oh, and for the really lazy, there's a telescoping 5-meter stick.

FD --that stick might be over-kill --

since, most member boxes cant even be heard from 5 meters

Ahhhhh, Haaaaaaaaaa....... Yes!

I believe that each job brings its perks!!!!!!

Now, the bending of the nail might cause a problem.... being that it is metalic...

See, to bend it to the needed angle, it is the usage of the compass that will cause the eventual problem... for the nail is metal and a good compass will not show North very well!

WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

true brian --
buy we select few community service veterans --

have learned to 'EYEBALL' accurately

quote:

over here in the states --'Community Service' is awarded to first offenders who behave badly -
but not THAT bad

So Ira, exactly what would be a suitable offense for us to get community service so that we can get our own remote eject device? I'd hate to go that bit too far and actually end up in jail.

well jt -- there are 100s of minor offenses that will not get you any jail time --but will earn you some community service --

in you own particular case --try this :

TONIGHT-- go to your local pubic library --
--bring you super bp100 kaboom
and your Eminem tape

sneak up and sit right close to a group of older quiet readers ---

and give it one long FULL THROTTLE BLAST--