Learn this and you will be as wise as Soloman the Bagel Man.....

"Boombox collecting is like sex: sure it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it."

see ed thats why you cannot go to nc, florida and the gators need you

with ramon

To further your understanding:

Boombox collecting, alone, is a mighty urge to action, but its forces are like a cyclone - they are often uncontrollable. When the emotion of collecting begins to mix itself with the emotion of sex, the result is calmness of purpose, poise, accuracy of judgment, and balance.

well - ed , all this new prose ranks way up there as one of the top 4 (FOUR) wisdom comebacks of all-time

and its deep. too

now that you're back in shape --
have a question re this matter of boomboxes and sex ::

just last night -- i scored this sexy c100f off skippy --
and was hoping/expecting that the exact dumb type of girls that will like me (even more) for getting this model --
will also be way too stupid to ever notice the missing deck door and cassette tray --

and - therefor - will still put out.
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need the opinions/predictions from UE and all other qualified members

I shall meditate on this request of the mighty RedBenJoe and return...

yup oldy --please do meditate on this -

in its most simple form -

all we need to know is if members without deck doors can still get l--d ??

quote:

Boombox collecting, alone, is a mighty urge to action, but its forces are like a cyclone - they are often uncontrollable. When the emotion of collecting begins to mix itself with the emotion of sex, the result is calmness of purpose, poise, accuracy of judgment, and balance.

In other words... Don't have sex with your boombox collection, especially during a tropical storm. It could kill you dead.

Here is a good site for my East Coast South Florida friends to enhance their Philosophy & Wisdom,
it might be somewhat advanced for you South Floridians, but stick with it.

Listen and Learn

very deep,informative link, ed -
and profound too

most amazing is that it covered all 3 controversial theorems re girls and deck doors.

yes, after I learned all I know from that site, they released me from the ward.

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Originally posted by enskanker:
To further your understanding:

Boombox collecting, alone, is a mighty urge to action, but its forces are like a cyclone - they are often uncontrollable. When the emotion of collecting begins to mix itself with the emotion of sex, the result is calmness of purpose, poise, accuracy of judgment, and balance.

Bloody hell, If I mix anything with "the emotion of sex", the result is never ever "calmness of purpose, poise, accuracy of judgment, and balance"