A few of us are old farts like me, and redbenjoe, Daiwa, etc. but for a few of you who have recently become fathers I pass on these vital tips that were very helpful to me when I first became a new Dad. I'm lookin' out for you.

Hilarious!! Very Letterman-like. Here's a link to see them bigger.

thank you--

most funniest ever

Too much Ed!!! I'm still amazed my kids have made it as far as they have!!! Things I have done then would get me thrown in jail now! (Vacuuming Cheerios off of my son!) Especially that bourbon to soothe tender gums! I believe as old as Daiwa is that he uses scotch to soothe his!!!

...when my gums hurt, I have a posse member rub Tuaca on them. Seems to take my mind off the problem...

My nipples are too small!

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Originally posted by Daiwa:
...when my gums hurt, I have a posse member rub Tuaca on them. Seems to take my mind off the problem...

Nothing like having some ladies rub that on your gums, I won't ask what you rub on theirs in return.

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Originally posted by ford93:
My nipples are too small!

mine are too hairy

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Originally posted by oldskool69:

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Originally posted by Daiwa:
...when my gums hurt, I have a posse member rub Tuaca on them. Seems to take my mind off the problem...

Nothing like having some ladies rub that on your gums, I won't ask what you rub on theirs in return.

YOU are a NASTY GUY

Ah, Danny, with all the stress I've faced lately, it feels good to be normal again, ridin the rails of s2g! BTW did you get your gentlemans club invite? I know 'Fuzz was working on it.

ME? gentleman's club invite? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha now THAT's a FRICKIN RIOT !

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Originally posted by danny64:
ME? gentleman's club invite? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha now THAT's a FRICKIN RIOT !

Yeah I'm sorry dude. 'FUZZ tried but he couldn't get you and rbj on. Maybe we'll start another...trust me you'll want to be there.

you can count on it bro!

The secret password is......schmutz

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Originally posted by enskanker:
The secret password is......schmutz

Ed if parents can't figure this one out I'm thinking the kids should be taken away quickly before they get hurt.

nipples?
rubbing?
ladies?
hairy?

I'm calling the police...

... wow, that's strange iso, I just did a search for nipples, rubbing, ladies and hairy and came up with your post

Dave, were you looking for instructions?

haha, man, that's crazy funny I love the "lifting baby", and "exercising baby". I'm going to print this out for my wife. She'll never let me touch our baby(whenever we get one)

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Originally posted by Daiwa:
... wow, that's strange iso, I just did a search for nipples, rubbing, ladies and hairy and came up with your post...

...& now we all need to know exactly what you were searching for with those search terms