hi folks i have some left over turkey ,   i was wondering if you lot could give me a price on what it would fetch on the open market kind regards c   

i'll pay 300 dollars

because the country I live in has a significant disposable income

Might not be the right time to sell, methinks.

Freeze it & sell in July 

^ that's genius right there

you can tell he's never met me 

 i shall consider your points before i decide what to do with my meat

Why not hollow it out and sell it as a novelty iPhone case.  Bearded London types will pay handsomely for such a unique item.

  bearded london types would that be the skinless variety ?

"bearded london types"

now what is that a euphimism for?