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Joke of the day

mitchelljames - 2012-03-27 11:45

A couple are due to be married and one night the wife-to-be says she has a confession to make.

She admits that years ago she used to be a hooker, the husband-to-be tells her he loves her and the past is the past, and, Tbh hes a little turned on by this news and wants to know more..The wife-to-be says replys, well, my name was Nigel and i played for Wigan.

 

 

deliverance - 2012-03-27 11:53

good one

radio.raheem - 2012-03-27 22:49

Ok....what is the defanition of pain????a mouse sliding down a razorblade using its balls as brakes....good joke btw

ao - 2012-03-27 23:07

Q.  What's the difference between a dog?

 

A. One of it's legs is both the same

 

 

radio.raheem - 2012-03-27 23:24

im an airhead AO

toocool4 - 2012-04-04 11:39

Got a good joke look at this

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sony...;hash=item3a72cce9ae

davebush - 2012-04-04 13:23