I wanted a computer tablet, but, a windows one. As, i can`t abide windows 7, i looked for an xp model. I knew, it would have to be an older one. I found this on ebay, for around £170 (2,000 new). It`s never been used, just came without box, destructions. The only downside, is, having to use the pen. All these new one``s, seem to have android systems. It`s abeautiful piece of kit though. It`s fujitsu st5112.

Are those the legendary lace curtains I see in the reflection?

Are you still wearin the velvet suit. No, hang on, who`s this .

heck its pete burns before his face job !    right round baby right round

I would - woof!

(oh shite - is it a bloke?)

It`s laurence llewelyn orange. Carpet, curtain, furniture, dollie, expert extraordinaire .

Haha...