just recieved a pm and i have'nt got the slightest as to what it says??

can anyone translate the text below please

muss ich das verstehen und ja ich schreibe deutsch

 warum geschlossen was kann ich denn dafÜr

Something like:

I do not understand, and yes I write in German

Why closed(?), I cannot help it

Just a normal PM, nothing special

Tell him to write via me!

ahh got it, thanks Nicole much appreciated

well i would but i don't really like 3 way coversations, they can get somewhat muddled

Well, then I recomend a course in German

maybe you can teach me

NickFish, not everybody speaks English!

And when it was not for 1 Guilders, everybody would speak Dutch!!

Mmmm, I think NickFish needs a course in German!

Ich Lieb dich !

Th only German words i know !!

oh and ein zwei policei !

Ich Lieb Kassette