Pretty quiet here today so lets try a three word story.

Real easy, just add three words to the story. I'll start.

I entered CashConvertors...

saw a druggie

had bucket bong

while wearing my thong

.

This time only

stolen power tools

complete with box

we buy gold

jumping jack flash

its a gas gas gas .

Meanwhile at home

.second hand vinyl

Grab that cash !!

in my bag

with the shooter

and the balaclava

lying on the ground

Outside the chippy

its rather nippy .

wheres my bike?

i like ike

turner?..raleigh burner?

save the coupon!

for the ointment

on my cock

and drops off lol